An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.
Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!
by DKRemedy February 12, 2021
Get the Blumpkin Piemug. When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.
Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018
Get the homemade cream piemug. Bill: My pie is absolutely huge!
Bob: I've already seen the images online, I don't think I need to see another one..
Bob: I've already seen the images online, I don't think I need to see another one..
by GoooberDoober January 10, 2018
Get the piemug. When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.
The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw
by 3-Putt December 28, 2021
Get the Hesperia Cream Piemug. When a female orgasms when the 3 males she is having sex with orgasm inside her mouth/throat, vagina and ass simultaneously. 4 orgasms at once.
She completed the quad pie by cumming as the the 3 men completed the trifecta of pie inside her (by cumming inside her mouth/throat, vagina and ass simultaneously).
by theBlackSheep May 26, 2023
Get the quad piemug. 
by TuckTucktheDuck September 21, 2016
Get the Hersey piemug.