"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!
I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of "Junk"mug. the events before the police state martial law happens like the overreacting cops when parents are taken pictures to tell them to TURN OFF THAT CAMERA!!!, the rising food prices, the admitting about the NWO on the news, the threat of US attack by Bin Laden, the economy, the plunging DOW. 2) other recent bad events that happened when this was defined.
Guy 1: have you heard about Halloween candy containing melanoma in their milk products and the US government not releasing the information about what kinds of candy are affected??
Guy 2: i know and thats all part of partial law.
Guy 2: i know and thats all part of partial law.
by debit.servus March 14, 2009
Get the partial lawmug. is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable
you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014
Get the law of new skinmug. The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022
Get the Log Lawsmug. 1. Kachow's circuit laws are two equalities that deal with the current and potential difference (commonly known as voltage) in the lumped element model of electrical circuits. They were first described in 2023, by Teoizm followers, after her highness Karen Teo said it one day in the holy temple of the SST Teoizm Electronics Lab. Widely used in electrical engineering and by her highness Karen Teo, they are also called Kachow's rules or simply Kachow's laws. These laws can be applied in time and frequency domains and form the basis for network analysis and is clearly a meme in the S307 2K23 cult clan. WE LOVE TEOISM
"Through the process, they will learn, Kachow's Law is applicable in real life to electronics."
"Kachow's Law is a Law for Voltage and Current, it's roots are originated from Teoism's holy temple in the SST Teoizm Electronics Lab."
"Kachow's Law is a Law for Voltage and Current, it's roots are originated from Teoism's holy temple in the SST Teoizm Electronics Lab."
by MINECRAFTBESTGAME69 February 22, 2023
Get the Kachow's Lawmug. Similar to Goodwin's law
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
Fivehead's Law
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."
Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."
Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
by Fivehead's Law May 18, 2022
Get the Fivehead's Lawmug. Spouse's great-great-grandnephew's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-great-great-grandniece-in-lawmug.