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Bearded Dragon

A chill yet a fearful hunter.

Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)

RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
by B) is what I typed March 17, 2022
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pitaya dragon cookie

stupid twink pitaya dragon cookie
by k0r3an July 15, 2025
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Slimy Dragon

The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.
Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon
by bde_niko October 26, 2020
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Dragon

Isaiah: "I hate dragons and all that manga they make."
Cason: "We're in an asian resturant, calm down!"
by reizyu April 26, 2024
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Dragon baby

Fussy, colicky child. Very difficult.
I have a dragon baby who is driving me insane! He constantly screams - send help!
by Whattywhatty January 5, 2022
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Snow Dragons

Term used by Dr. Umar Johnson to refer to the kids who have Caucasian and Asian descent

Not to be confused with the NSFW term for the same word.
Becky: My kids are snow dragons

Shannon: Ayo, what the fuck?
by Trev_92 October 10, 2022
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Creamy Dragon

When the person who is sucking dick hiccups…. the penis ejaculates through the nose.
I was blowing my roommates boyfriend. Karma is a bitch because it turned into a creamy dragon
by Qusquirt May 5, 2023
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