gear friend

(noun)

not a real friend, this is a person who is not regularly invited to one’s house for jam sessions, nor is this a person who one talks to all day long on Facebook messenger. Jam sessions and messages are for real friends.

I see you like to keep your gear friends separate from your real friends.

by Neeneenah August 24, 2019

Friend Meme

Like an inside joke but only between best pals

Other person: so why are you guys laughing?
Friends: Don't worry about it, you're not a best pal and this is a friend meme, only best pals know friend memes

by SDinHD July 5, 2016

Best friend

A term used to describe a two people - regardless of either person's gender - that really want to be together and/or have sex with each other, but can't because one or both of the participants sexuality prevents it, and both parties are respectful of the other's orientation. Expressions people use to show that they are best friends include but are not limited to: Holding hands, ass-slapping, platonic-open-mouth tongue kissing, breast-squeezing, platonically sharing nudes, etc.

Example 1
John: "Hey Kate! I heard Ashley sent you nudes! Are you two lesbians?"
Kate: "Oh, no! It's not even like that. We're just best friends - I still like guys!"
John: "Oh, bummer."

Example 2
Brendan: "Hey David, did you know that Calvin and Kayla are best friends now?"
David" "Oh really now?...So which one of them is the gay one?"

by pocketsnails December 27, 2015

fake friend

people who go to taco bell without you and post about it

hey! did u see their story? why wouldnt they invite us???
they are fake friends

by baldheadedboobielover March 13, 2020

Friend but More

When your dating a person and the guy or girl doesn't want to put a label on it or even kiss even after all the things you done for him/her

Bustin: what are we
Fanna: we are friends but more
Bustin: fuck this shit I'm out, didn't spend 3 years of dating you to be a friend but more! Fml

by Chef booty September 16, 2016

Real Friends

None of the hoes I used to fuck with 😂

Rando : Got any real friends
Me : Nope

by anthonydavisjr January 1, 2020

Silver Friend

A friend who gives you everything. Want a loan? Want awesome Christamas presents? Want a new job? Want a new life? Just ask your silver friend for help!

Kyle is my silver friend and gives me chocolate and gifts all the time. Mainly because he is obsessed with me.

by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016