A rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal that you can trade for pretty much anything; Food, shelter, water. warmth, happiness, laughter, wires, boxes, ropes, chains, knives, paper, plastic, metal, and even an animal. In fact, money is more than a rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal. It is essential to human life. It is hated. It is loved. But, most importantly, it is a way for all humans to connect. That circular piece of metal, hidden away, discarded in your pocket has touched so many other grubby human fingers. Fingers which have touched so many grubby human things. Things which have been touched by other grubby human fingers. So, in a way, that penny, cent, doubloon is something that all humans can share, even dead ones.
by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023
Get the Moneymug. Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018
Get the Money Hagmug. Here are a couple of options for you, depending on the context:
"Let's get started, time is money!" (This is a good general opener to emphasize efficiency.)
"We need to streamline this process. Every minute wasted is money lost." (This emphasizes the financial cost of wasted time.)
"Let's get started, time is money!" (This is a good general opener to emphasize efficiency.)
"We need to streamline this process. Every minute wasted is money lost." (This emphasizes the financial cost of wasted time.)
by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024
Get the time is moneymug. by tadenekan243@email.com January 24, 2022
Get the moneymug. A phrase derived from the "Brian does Hollywood" episode of Family Guy. Remixed to be used as a common greeting or comic relief to a dull/serious situation. Meant to be said with a stern tone and not to be over emphasized. The phrase has been killed in December 2011 by Froden and is no longer used.
Guy #1 *Guy #1 walks into class. rubs thumb, middle and index fingers together* Bring Money
Guy #2 Bring Money.
Guy #2 Bring Money.
by cbreeze08 January 2, 2012
Get the Bring Money.mug. There should be a law against money labor, it’s ashame that someone would make a innocent dollar work for them to make them more money.
by DollarMaster June 21, 2018
Get the money labormug. 