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clean my pipes

Reference to have "sex"
Ok honey it's time to clean my pipes
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drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business
- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice
by Viggi September 6, 2020
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Fluff my Llama

(adj.) Another way of saying FML, or fuck my life, in a funny or humorous way. Alternatively can be used with friends in the presence of parental units to avoid getting scolded for cursing.
You know that text I wrote that I didn't want to send? Well I sent it by accident, fluff my llama
by Ssssschwartz May 31, 2011
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Bite My Egg

Used to describe any sexual act done to a women i.e giving her a hickey, eating her ass or pussy
"You gonna bite my egg later"

"You finna go down there and bite my egg"

"What's that on your neck?"
"My man bit my egg earlier"

"Do you wanna bite my egg?"
by Looking like mowdel April 11, 2019
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Brush my cat

Grooming your pubic hair; commonly referring to a woman’s pubic hair.
I gotta go brush my cat for my date later tonight. If you know what I mean.”
by Persefor. DickBaiter July 26, 2019
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Bumble My Dunghole

A phrase which can only truly be understood through the context of randomly sending to one's peers at uninvited times. Although suitable for in-person gatherings as well. Usually best used when you have lost all interest in the conversation, or simply seeking to release your inner impulsive stupidity.
Peers Engaging In Conversation:
Oneself: "Bumble My Dunghole"
Peers: "What?"
Oneself: (Expresses No Emotion)
Peers: (Resume Conversation After Questioning Your Behavior)
by KangarooJack_FanBoy February 22, 2021
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splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|
stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...
by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020
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