needle dick

a very thin dick, often something used to pick your teeth with

after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle dick.

by katie February 20, 2004

dick time

to have sex

"Yo, I'm goin' over to Susie's. Gonna spend some dick time."

"Did you and Joey go to the movie last night?"
No, we just stayed at my place and got some dick time in."

by Wittgenstein52 July 9, 2010

crystal dick

(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth

Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.

by Nedd Ludd September 1, 2005

dick cheney

a chain that hangs from the male genatalia.

Grant Bird O'Neill went to the piercing parlor and got a dick cheney.

by Shiny Sam the Magic Man June 9, 2004

dick fart

A distinct activity in which the male scrotum acts as a secondary lung, assisting the body in the oxygen cycling process. As the sac inflates, the body achieves a moment in which it processes oxygen with %89 efficiency as opposed to the female breast sac that receives at 77%. Oxygen is drawn in through the lungs , then pushed to the sac. A secondary source of intake depends on each person. The anus acts as a third air duct that allows for oxygen to be taken in. As the sac deflates, residual oxygen forms bubble like crevices within the inner sac wall. Over time, these bubbles end up rising and following the path through the male penis, a bubble, causing a slight bit noticeable sound as if an infant had burped.

I always feel intense relief after a long winded dick fart

by RH Paperstacks April 27, 2015

shrimp dick

A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!

NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.

by Rory B. March 18, 2007

head-dick

Same as dickhead, used in Grand Theft Auto IV by Mohammed, one of Roman's idiotic taxi drivers.
Deliberately used to show bad English knowledge.

Get in quickly, you head-dick.

by Fennek June 25, 2009