brown expresso

When you take someone's water bottle that is not see through and take a Shit in it and fill up the remaining space with water. Then put the bottle back were you found it.

This guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.

by albert18 May 19, 2015

Brown Bag

A man who's very fuckable with hot body and big dick but has an extremely ugly face. You would want to ride his dick but would prefer doing that with a brown bag covering his face.

Emma : Ugh, John's hot and I wanna fuck him but wtf is up with his face.

Clair : Just brown bag him and he's all ready to be fucked.

by ObdurateSoup. July 31, 2019

rodney brown

The lover of Cara Brown and Drake Brown. He is a little bit too into kids and sometimes in a sexual way. he loves his daughter soooo much that he took her V-card. and now he lives in the shadows and stalks little kids. some say that if you look into the japs eye of a mobeyhuge and say "oh rodney" three times you will wake up with him in your bed and he cill be clapping dem cheeks.

Damn, Rodney Brown left scratches and bruises on my cheeks.

by dem cheeks August 11, 2018

Bright-As-Brown

1. To tell someone; Man, Woman or Child, that they're not or not being smart, in a comical manner... Being that Brown isn't a "Bright" color in the spectrum of colors.

2. To suggest that someone isn't Clever or Bright.

3. To make someone understand that they've missed the point and or punchline.

Wow! Dude, You're about as Bright-As-Brown, aren't ya!?

by SarCri1 April 23, 2023

Brown Noser

The act of attempting to get on someone’s good side by trying to please them in one way or another. This person will stop at nothing including licking of the actual butt hole (hence the name brown noser)

Alex always called in, and was a bi-polar POS at the work place. He was such a brown noser to Christian (the boss) to make himself look like he was a valuable asset to the business. You could see the shit dripping off his mouth.

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Browning's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows the probability of an accusation of racism by a Progressive approaches unity.

Term coined by Michael Stuart @BrowningMachine on Twitter

Example of Browning's Law

Cities with strict gun-control laws have more crime.
Oh really? Where?
Chicago, Washington DC..
You're a bigoted racist!

by Cal A Feit February 6, 2015

brown duck

a fart.

"Did you hear that brown duck?"
"Yeah, I think it's from the South."

"Brown ducks live better outdoors."

"Oh man, don't let your brown duck loose inside, it should be outside!"

by laonikoss May 11, 2014