big bang

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Curious child: "How was the universe created?"
Guy who thinks he knows everything: "The universe was created in the Big Bang, where there was a huge explosion, and all the matter was spread everywhere."
Child: "What exploded?"
Guy: "The universe."
Child: "But then the universe existed, it was just small."
Guy: "Yes."
Child: "Then how was the universe created?"

by Schlangadang October 28, 2006

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big issue

Bless you! Muttered by a homeless person when they sneeze whilst you walk by them.

"Big issue!"

"Aww, bless you! But you're not having a hanky or my hard earned pennies"

by Cardboard Carl June 16, 2003

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Big Shocker

Two Fingers in the "GY-NA" annd one in the "pooper" as a sexual act. Usually preformed on a girl that dioesnt see it coming.

TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!

"Ben Stone gave TWO TONZ O FUN a Big Shocker to match her big gut and big ass" TWO TONZ O FUN SAID, "DAMN! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING"

by Ben Stone, Elbow Room, Nebraska May 7, 2004

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