1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail
by slackeylackey01 February 25, 2011
Get the Happy Hikemug. Person: I’m feeling happy!
Millennial: You are evil! Happiness is an unforgivable crime against nature! YoU mUst diE!
Millennial: You are evil! Happiness is an unforgivable crime against nature! YoU mUst diE!
by Supreme Leader of Fucking August 11, 2019
Get the happinessmug. by RahhYT August 7, 2019
Get the happy treesh daymug. Happy Valentinder's Day: Candice is so lonely that she's on Tinder just so she won't be alone on Valentine's Day...
by Roman Wolf 11 February 14, 2020
Get the Happy Valentinder's Daymug. - a cognitive response, typically by someone of low IQ, of which realizes the simplicity of a seemingly complicated matter.
"After many attempts at screwing in a light bulb, I then realized the correct way to screw in said light bulb was to the right". It is in this moment I am experiencing what is called, "Happy Realization".
by Dave From Work November 11, 2022
Get the Happy Realizationmug. Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.
Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.
Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?
Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?
Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017
Get the Happy Gilmoredmug. by confusingashell December 31, 2023
Get the Happy New Year 2024mug.