Time to come back to reality. Must get more.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.
Pay the light bill.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.
Pay the light bill.
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the out of shit mug.When someone is watching your every move and judging negatively possibly making comments on every small detail. Often unnecessary criticism. Or when someone is watching you closely like they are waiting for you to make a mistake.
I was at work today and my boss was watching me noticing every little thing. Like I left my project a mess for five minutes because i had to use the bathroom and he just had comment on my uncleanliness then when we got really busy i forgot to put boxes away and he was right there to remind me then i swear he was stalking me on my break to make sure i didn't take one minute extra. He was on my shit today!
My mother in law was over today and every time she talked to me it was a comment about my silly piercings, stupid tattoos, or crazy hair. She was on my shit!
My mother in law was over today and every time she talked to me it was a comment about my silly piercings, stupid tattoos, or crazy hair. She was on my shit!
by CatDaQueen January 16, 2016
Get the On My Shit mug.(noun) A casual American chain restaurant where the interior walls are almost completely covered in busy, eclectic, kitschy, often discordant and erratically-arranged paraphernalia: pictures, photographs, artwork, license plates, road signs, sports equipment, antlers, newspaper clippings, Christmas lights, etc. Typically found in strip malls, shopping centers and restaurant parks. Cuisine tends to be pan-American. Examples: Chili's, Applebee's, TGI-Friday's, Bennigan's, Red Robin, Buca di Beppo, The Silver Diner, Cracker Barrel, Ruby Tuesday, Chevy's, Joe's Crab Shack, etc.
"Marie wanted to go to eat at this quaint little Italian bistro, but Dave had his heart set on one of those shit-on-the-wall places in Springfield Town Center."
by victoire August 16, 2006
Get the shit-on-the-wall mug.This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.
by bTreezy February 21, 2009
Get the Shit Tray mug.While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.
by Tequila_Mockingbird November 22, 2007
Get the ninja shitting mug.Sentence used to apologize for any situation were the outcome is negative for someone other than yourself.
Girl "you didn't meet me at the mall like you said you would."
Guy "sorry and shit."
Coined from Tech N9ne song.
Guy "sorry and shit."
Coined from Tech N9ne song.
by Lettanina March 27, 2009
Get the Sorry and shit mug.1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.
2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.
2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.
1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."
2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."
2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."
by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006
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