Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque

Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed

by Chris fischer April 21, 2022

Porn

Really? Your that bored? OKOK It's a sex documentary used to jack off

My mom made me watch porn with her

by IdpI January 21, 2021

Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!

"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"

by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023

Porn Slop

Low quality porn or AI porn, commonly a famous character with exageres proportions and being fucked with random.

Ahhh, another drawing of Tsunade fucking wirh the Raikage, what a Porn Slop, and Why Sakura has big boobs?

by Fivesh28 October 18, 2025

Porn Cocktail

(N.) A glass of ejaculate.

Nicole drank a porn cocktail last night after I filled the glass!

by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 17, 2019

Porn

Hello, Hello. Porn: When a women and a man have sex.
Sex: Where you put a guys private part in a womans private part.
Private part: The part on your body, like a d!ck.

“Ahhh…. Daddy! Harder”
“This is porn”
“Oh”

by May from tt gia October 10, 2021

gay porn

Why are you looking this up

Why are you looking up gay porn!

by anonymous March 25, 2025