Apple Pie

When Beau goes through the McDonalds Drive through

Friend 1: Beau what do you want?
Beau: ....An apple pie

by ilovemyboyfriend1 November 17, 2022

Chocolate Pie

You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!

"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"

"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"

"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"

by Yeah It's KK November 21, 2019

Cobleberry Pie

1. A dessert made from the cobleberry.
2. A term of endearment from friends.

"Cobleberry Pieeee"

by TheOGWeTad February 24, 2023

Pie

A poorly rolled joint/ blunt.

Pies are for smokers who want to get high and not admire the joint.

by Eunoia1 September 29, 2021

Oatmeal Pie

Describing the resemblance of what a woman of color’s stomach may look like after pregnancy.

“Man I can tell she just had a baby. I saw she had an oatmeal pie when she took her shirt off.”

by Mr Logistics November 12, 2022

Raisin pie

Tossing salad,rimming, licking a butthole.

He went down to her butthole and had some raisin pie.

by Tommysan70 September 6, 2025

No but Pie

What you say to pie when she's being annoying.
Usually followed by "Then me cry"

No But Pie! Then me cry!

by Bearthebest April 4, 2021