Hauling Tits

Not hauling ass. To go in a slow or poky manner. Generally slow as fuck.

Where the fuck is Carl he left his house an hour ago? He must be Hauling Tits.

by wisefucker January 28, 2013

tits mcgoo

adjective; verb; noun

something that is either of the most extreme quality or quantity of either the good or bad.

These fish tacos are the tits mcgoo!

by DrizzyDrakeHender July 6, 2011

tit smuggler

When a girl wears a shirt,sweater, hoodie, or any other top a size larger than needed. thus hiding the size of her breats. Most commonly done by girls with natural breats. But also done by girls to hide a bad implant job.

Guy 1- "did you see ashley all dressed up last night?"

Guy 2- "I didn't know she had such large and supple tits, she's such a tit smuggler!"

Also:

Guy 3- "samantha was wearing a thick turtle neck sweater earlier to hide those extremely fake titties."

by phillyjim October 22, 2008

tit-butt

the condition created when a fat woman with large breasts wears a bra 2 sizes too small.

hey fatass! nice tit-butt!

by sick December 14, 2003

Tits of Eden

An expression used most frequently to convey extreme surprise at an individual or a situation.

Tits of Eden, those breasts are glorious!

by AIDSinKent May 29, 2009

Flagging Tits

Flat, sagging tits that old women have. They flail around during sex. Hence, flail + sagging = flagging. Flagging tits.

Dude, the old bitch in Jackass 2.5 has some flagging tits.

by laundry room closet July 31, 2011

Carrot Tits

I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.

Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??

Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!

by muckyjohn October 8, 2012