Simp

Maja's hopeless dumb bitch ass.

Maja is such a simp, that boy doesn't even know she exists.

by dumbitchass April 4, 2020

simp

if you're only being nice cause you want to lay the pipe,

you're a S I M P
you're a simp
you're a simp
if you pay for all the clothes and then she says "thank you B r o"
your a simp : )

"you see cooper he is such a simp"
"ew, yea"

by imnotasimp.com April 16, 2020

Simp

Simps are men who go to extreme lengths to be nice to girls to try and get sex

Jono is a simp, look at him simping for Kelly’s attention.
Yeah he’s sucking up to her big time

by Marsplanet December 14, 2020

simp

a man who desperately wants the attention of women because he is a sad little virgin

“Man, that Tom kid is such a simp, he always tries to talk to girls even though he’s a lame weeb.”

by dannycarter June 17, 2020

Grand-Master simp

A guy with so low self-esteem that he would literally do anything for any female attention, no matter what the cost, the consequence or any logical choice would be.

ChoiceNFTs is a Grand-Master simp that would do anything for his mooncunt goddess

by Gabe775 November 5, 2023

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Jude.

Guy 1: God, Jude is such a simp

Guy 2: Ikr? imagine being Jude could never be me

by Official Simp Authority February 19, 2020

Simp

If a man or a woman gives all their money, time, attention and etc. just to get someone's attention. They are willing to give large amounts of money and lots of time just to get this one person to get to love or see them. They are also willing to just do anything at all for attention from the person they are simping for.

ps; do not use simp if the person is just being respectful to someone or complimenting someone because you a dumbass if so

good way to use:
man/woman: wanna go out? i'll give you a no limit credit card, a house and gucci clothes
✔ this is a simp
bad way to use:
man/woman: you look cute!/you are awesome!/you look pretty/ you look handsome/ queen!/ king!/ oh sorry.
🚫 not simp

by ppfft7767 October 11, 2020