Maurice the Pet Rat

Maurice the pet Rat, or just Maurice, is an aggessive pet rat. But Maurice is different from other pet rats. He can stand on both his rat legs and he wear the same thing as the grim reaper. His eyes are sharp and protrude from his eyes, looking like he's staring right into your soul. His fur is grey.

also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.

He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.

Person 1: watch out, Maurice is there!
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while

t-posing*

by Doodle129 May 22, 2021

Skid Rat

Very similar to hood rat
It is a guy from a ghetto part of town who fuck bitches all day and is basically a slut.

Also a kid who enjoys spending all day in homemade jean shorts, flannels and drinking 40s with their crew.

Yo man that kid is such a skid rat
Man those squamish skid rats are so muscly

by G.ROB June 8, 2011

naked mole rats

A)Former Republican and conservative president of the United States. The first president to invade Iraq in the early 1990s. Failed in his attempt to capture the incarnation of evil, Geaorge W. Bush. (I mean Saddam Hussein).

B)Some really strange rodent I saw in a zoo once

A)See george w bush

B)See george w bush

by hehehe666 May 7, 2004

rat fuck sonofabitch

who is Scott Ritter,Alex?

Trebek: That is correct!

by muahahaha December 9, 2003

Yellow Rat Bastard

A store in SoHo that steals your credit info and makes a fake card. These people are thieves and I dont trust them

American Express: Hi________ it seems that someone has been trying to make charges on your card

Person 1: Really? Oh ok.
Person 2: It must have been those people at the store!
Person 1: Yellow Rat Bastard? OH YEAH!! The guy scanned my card onto this weird thing.
Person 2: *does google search* Yup they're thieves.

American Express: We're going to have to cancel your card.

Person 1: *sigh* Ok.

by iiimmmnnoootttteellliiinnngguu May 14, 2012

naked mole rat

A penis.

biggest naked mole rat ive seen in a while!

by chittychittybangbangs December 6, 2010

119 Rat Matrimony

This is the academy that focuses on the most beautiful girl in the world princess Thivya whom is absolutely perfect in every way possible such as her eyes, smile, blush, nose, ears, laugh, voice, hair, hands, forehead, and is crowned the 24/7 beauty princess. Her favorite song is "O Divya O Divya" but it should definately be changed to O Thivya because holy shit she is soo damn beautiful and I can't get enough of her. The Hawaii academy loves her beauty that is hotter than their volcanoes and she is soo beautiful that even coconuts would smile. A certain academy is planning on doing research on her beauty by doing moves on her and beating her in a staring contest in order to make her admit that she is absolutely perfect. I love her and so does the rest of the 119 Rat Matrimony Academy because as soon as you see her it is like a ray of sunshine. Actually you know what, it's not even a ray of sunshine it's the entire sun that lights up whenever the Rat Matrimony listens to her jokes and see her beautiful smile.

- Brooo join the 119 Rat Matrimony the princess is so god damn beautiful
- Are you sad or tired and need something to brighten up your day? Well go to 119 Rat Matrimony to see beauty and get inspired

by Onions&ThivyaAdmirer March 29, 2022