John Dumlao

A name taken by the dumbest person in the world. Known for hitting people randomly like an NPC. The first person to possess a negative IQ, and is currently being preserved as a live biological specie in a laboratory.

*punches classmate in the face*
"My name is John Dumlao"

*hits classmate*
"Hi"

*stabs you in the arm with a graphite pencil*
"When do you want to hang out"

by Amitoj Aujla June 8, 2022

JOHN COLLINS

John collins is scottish slang for shitebag/ lady

Your a pure john collins

Or .. come back here stop been a big john collins

by Morehamheed1 July 31, 2019

John Smith

The god of Minecraft a representation of Bijan

Oh we shall now sacrifice a dog for John Smith now we pray to John Smith

by 4ry0 June 9, 2019

John Cena

Strong dude

And his name is John Cena

by jjdhcjsjch November 18, 2018

Jimmy Johns

a food place where you get the good shit

JAMIE!!!! GO GET JIMMY JOHNS FOR DINNER NOT CHIPOTLE I ALREADY ORDERED IT YOU JUST HAVE TO PICK IT UP!!! Jamie: ok mum i just wanted TO GET FUCKING CHIPOTLE JESUS CHRIST!!!

by ItzYaboiAC November 11, 2020

John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.

I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

John Henry

The most amazing person in the whole wide world. He is such a smart, intelligent, and knowledgable person.

Oh, boy, John Henry is back at it walking with his robot car.

by # MISSING PSEUDONYM # September 6, 2022