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Kyles Law

A mathematical equation for calculating what physique means for a woman- ass•boobs/shape=physique
Evan: Hey Dan, I just used kyles law to determine that ur girl is mind. Dan: I literally hate you Evan 😑
by Mr.Napkin May 21, 2023
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uncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.
My uncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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1- Great-great-grandniece's husband.
2- Spouse's great-great-grandnephew.
My great-great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.
The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.
by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025
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Swaney's Law

A law of the internet, named after its originator, who codified it on Facebook, which states: If you have to write an article about your weird fetish, you don't actually have it and just want attention and hate clicks and should go back to posting half nudes on insta.
Prima: I just finished a Vice article about how I have a sexual attraction to coffee grounds!

Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.
by Shakes Turner December 28, 2023
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grandparent-in-law

Spouse's grandparent.
grandparent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Tiana law

Also known as the eating law or frog law

We're in the US People may eat how they please Even cannibalism
It's fine for me to be a cannibal What the Tiana law says
by 459395 February 28, 2022
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