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Urban Dad

A father with a family who is middle-aged, approximately 30-40 years old, and who wears urban outfits, such as but not limited to: small wool beanies, slim fit/straight jeans, stylish lifestyle shoes, hoodies/jackets, carries a backpack, has urban facial hair like a neatly trimmed beard, and thick framed glasses. To qualify as a dad he probably also has a kid or two with him.
Conor: Hey Bill, dude look theres an urban dad!

Bill: What?!?!

Conor: Look over there, that guys fucking urban! And he's got 2 kids! Look at his stylish pants and jacket, and those glasses! And check out that beanie!

Bill: Hahahahahahahah

Conor: Look here comes Urbski Jr.! Look, look! Urban dad!
by cornelius rutheford January 11, 2010
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urban dictionary

What dictionary.com won't tell you.
Oh look! dictionary.com says "Sugar Mamma" is not a word, but urbandictionary knows better!
by xErniex July 15, 2008
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urban dictionary

The place to go whenever someone says something that you dont know what it means, but you really feel like you should know what it means...
Guy 1: ya man, Susy is a freak. The other night she did the Alligator Fuckhouse to me!!

Guy 2: Wow thats neat, what's an Alligator Fuckhouse?

Guy 1: Ah dude, just look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by free styler miler April 3, 2009
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urban dictionary

a place where people look up dirty words such as "orgy party" "titty fuck" or "eat out" to laugh at the rediculous, but very informative definitions.
"Dude, i had a total orgy party last night."

"wow cool dude" (no idea what orgy party is)

...."il go look that up on urban dictionary"...
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmddmdm March 2, 2009
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Urban SHUTDOWN

What your friends say when you try to submit a word to urban dictionary, but editors decide to not publish it. Usually causes extreme sadness. one might even cry.
"Hey, i just submitted a word to Urban Dictionary, but it didnt get publised ): "
"Dude, you just got urban SHUTDOWN."
by Madasaurus Rex July 26, 2009
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urban hikr

One who enjoys exploring diverse urban environments on foot. The concept of urban hiking is gaining traction, and there are web sites devoted to promoting the activity.
That dude just flew up Taylor Street! He must be an urban hikr.
by Lee K August 1, 2007
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Urban Stiffy

A Stiffy you get from wandering the suburbs and checkin out the fresh talent
ooooh, that bitch is so fine she's given me an urban stiffy!
by Robert J. Melrose May 21, 2003
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