urban dictionary

a website full of morons who think they are hilarious but really they are just a bunch of nimrods

idiot: means when you scratch your balls

Me:wow this urban dictionary guy is a complete moron

by Being Honest October 13, 2012

urban dictionary

The place to go whenever someone says something that you dont know what it means, but you really feel like you should know what it means...

Guy 1: ya man, Susy is a freak. The other night she did the Alligator Fuckhouse to me!!

Guy 2: Wow thats neat, what's an Alligator Fuckhouse?

Guy 1: Ah dude, just look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by free styler miler April 3, 2009

Urban Addictionary

An addiction to Urban Dictionary. Symptoms include constantly checking your definitions for approval, constantly adding new definitions, bland definitions, and repeat submissions when you're rejected (which is constantly).

1: Yesterday she submitted a definition to the word "bitch."
2: Yep, textbook case of Urban Addictionary.

by Arreispants May 31, 2009

urban dictionary

What dictionary.com won't tell you.

Oh look! dictionary.com says "Sugar Mamma" is not a word, but urbandictionary knows better!

by xErniex July 15, 2008

urban faggot

Someone who is the queeriest of all the queers. One who sucks thousands of dicks a day.

Man that guys an urban faggot don't talk to him.

All of these urban faggots at my school, I hate it.

There's even some suburban faggots around

by theurbanfaggot October 13, 2013

urban enigma

Somebody that affords an incredibly high standard of living with no obvious form of income or criminal activity. For an example go to any cafe bar between the hours of 9 and 5 on a weekday.

Cafe assistant 1: Quiet today
Cafe assistant 2: Wait till 11, the urban enigmas will start getting up.

by 9 - 5 pacifist November 23, 2011

Urban Stiffy

A Stiffy you get from wandering the suburbs and checkin out the fresh talent

ooooh, that bitch is so fine she's given me an urban stiffy!

by Robert J. Melrose May 21, 2003