Law

non-existent

person 1 - what is the law

person 2 - oh its non-existent

by anonymous June 20, 2023

The Law of Conservation of Hype

Hype cannot be created or destroyed, but only changed from one form to another

Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

by amkwong July 23, 2016

Stepbrother-In-Law

The title given to someones brother of sisters boyfriend if they're not married

Juan: Who's this Harry geezer?
Tom: Oh he's my sisters boyfriend, that makes him my stepbrother-in-law
Juan: Surely he's your stepbrother?
Tom: Nah fam, he's not married to my sister

by why_am_1_doing_this May 1, 2019

Shanaynay’s Law

The known property of a camp fire’s smoke to follow its occupants around the fire, regardless of the effort to escape the smoke.

Chris: “Man, I can’t get out of the smoke! It keeps following me!”
Aaron: “Yeah, of course; that’s Shanaynay’s Law”

by Aman245 December 30, 2021

co-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.

co-grandniece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

first co-cousin-in-law

The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Law of more

if some is good, more is better

the some could be anything, more pressure, more speed, more rocks, really anything

"That isn't flowing very well, why don't you apply the law of more"

"operator turns up the pressure"

" that's flowing much better now"

by poopstain-ca February 26, 2010