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soy tits

A type of tit that is used for soy milk.
Wow Jimmy, nice soy tits!
by Chloe216971apples February 20, 2018
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Carrot Tits

I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.
Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??

Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!
by muckyjohn October 8, 2012
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Saggy tits

Someone who is a fucking fat ass with super size saggy tits.
Someone like Nathan, bob, bobby, or Ian that has saggy tits and want to smack people with them
by Sally mic saggy tits August 17, 2018
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Tits on a box

The situation. Basically just emphasizes what everyone in the room is already thinking; good, bad or just plain warped.
"What happened with that latina last night my brother?"
"Tits on a box all the way to the bank dude."

"Yo summarize France's position on European Union farm subsidies for me dogg?"
"Tits on a box."
by Carmella Bing January 25, 2010
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Spiderman Tits

Spiderman tits are boobs that have lotd of visible veins, looking like webs.
Today I was about to motorboat this girl, but then when she took of her shirt I saw she had spiderman tits and I backed out.

Man! That skyler chick has some nasty spiderman tits, she might catch a fly with those webs!
by StreetJesus May 6, 2011
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tit smuggler

When a girl wears a shirt,sweater, hoodie, or any other top a size larger than needed. thus hiding the size of her breats. Most commonly done by girls with natural breats. But also done by girls to hide a bad implant job.
Guy 1- "did you see ashley all dressed up last night?"

Guy 2- "I didn't know she had such large and supple tits, she's such a tit smuggler!"

Also:

Guy 3- "samantha was wearing a thick turtle neck sweater earlier to hide those extremely fake titties."
by phillyjim October 22, 2008
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tits mcgoo

adjective; verb; noun

something that is either of the most extreme quality or quantity of either the good or bad.
These fish tacos are the tits mcgoo!
by DrizzyDrakeHender July 6, 2011
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