E-girl

What the devil created to keep men horny all the time.

Me: Ah, what a perfectly fine day! Time to do some spring cleaning!
Me a second later: *randomly opens tik Tok and sees a barely legal brunette twerking on camera*
Me: Oh no... must.. not.. resist..... fapping.....
*hand instantly grabs penis*
Me: ARGHHH!! CURSE YOU DEVIL AND YOUR E-GIRLS!!!!!!

by Obv troll is obvious March 18, 2021

e-virgin

a person who has never watched pornography

That nerd is an e-virgin, such a loser...

by TheRealArb127 November 16, 2020

e-bagged

Getting teabagged on the internet. Can occur via webcam, or through misleading links.

I totally e-bagged Chris on webcam last night.

by The Real Slim Brady March 3, 2009

e-mop

someone that acts like an emo. they do everythintg that an emo would do! they dress like em, talk like em, listen to the same music, have same hair! they do everything the same except the whole slicing the wrists part! i am currently seeing so many e-mops that it goets annoying but its better then real emos. or maybe not since the real emos slice themselves.. i hate emos

e-mo=emo the p=poser so e-mop is a mix of emo and poser

Look at that pathetic e-mop!

by italianballer485 September 2, 2008

E-Actor

Someone who acts like someone they're not in real life.

Earl says he starting split end for his football team. The truth is the kid is 5 foot 6, weighs 180, can barely bench 60 and runs a 40 in 10 seconds and cant even catch. Hes a real good E-Actor.

by TheyCallMeJesus August 21, 2008

E-peen

An electronic dick that has the power to control the entire internet without your command. Very irrational and hard to maintain like a regular boner.

"Suck my fat E-peen" (once sucked you'll gain the entire knowledge of the world)

by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019

e-troduce

To introduce two people by e-mail.

We never met but a buddy sent us a message to e-troduce us.

by Ronilicious January 20, 2008