Chris

A Chris is a big gym lad who spends all his time wanking over boys, usually gay ones. He can also be recognised as a sick lad by those he rapes. A Chris is generally gay, 7/9 Chris’ are gay.

“Oh shit, He must be a Chris, look at how he looks at boys, oof.”

by SmallCockMonsterCum March 21, 2019

Chris

The dumbest dude with the ugliest beard. Thinks he's a hard worker but he's the laziest dude on the job site. Can't even afford a 4X4 dodge.

That's a poor Chris, at least he tries.

by Tbagzzzz November 8, 2017

Chris

A teenager who has brown hair, brown eyes and supports his friends. He lies sometimes but admits it and trust to make things right! He also has almost very kink imaginable. (lol) If you date a Chris he will always hug you say I love you and will never leave you and give you complements every day! He'll try and help as best he can but sometimes he can't. things he likes are Naruto, aot, Minecraft, watching, soccer, walking ect. he's somewhat cubby but exercises as best he can, he has alot of insecurities but I'll not tell them unless he REALLY trusts you. He likes dark humor, and puns and alot of jokes. Somewhat of a snowflake lol.

You that dude is a Chris no cap

by Ninjanub July 28, 2021

Chris

Chris is a fun guy that has nothing to do but fun and homework,also sometimes he does have nothing to do for real so then he pings @chat revivers on hashbee discord.

-Chris is renamed FaZe_poggers man #pbh on the hashbee discord server.

-But Chris sucks doesn't he?

-I AM CHRIS!

-frick

by pogammaybechris November 28, 2020

Chris

Nope. Go fuck yourself Chris. I won't be redeemed for your amusement and I won't lift a finger for a positive outcome. The decision has been made and it's final.

Hym "I don't have to accept the veil of ignorance. Go fuck yourself Chris."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Chris

Weed. Marijuana. That zaza. That loud. The sticky icky. The pack. Cannabis.

(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)

“Yo, Plugmaster Chris, you got any Chris?”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”

by anonymous November 3, 2023

Like a chris

Like a chris

When you be a pussy taking a covid test like a Chris

by Gim with a G March 27, 2022