My Valentine Papi

Someone who is your sugar daddy for Valentine's day.

ANTHONY: Hey Itzel! Why don't you let me be your MVP? 😏

ITZEL: Most Valuable Player?

Anthony: No! My Valentine Papi! 🥵

Itzel: Say less! My MVP!

by Pollito Lemus October 5, 2021

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Lick My Grundle

Telling a person to Lick your grundle is a better way to say kiss my ass. It a disgraceful thing to say to one nonetheless necessary if someone is being annoying and this insult fits nicely. It’s lets one know that what they said is so stupid or rude the next step for them to lick my grundle.

Tom: Hey I heard u made a 43 on your math test ur so stupid
Me: How bout lick my grundle jackass

by Mr. Blacklungs August 26, 2018

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Touche my dinker

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.

Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?

by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009

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by the hairs on my balls

to just barely finish or complete a task

Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.

by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013

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my charming moon

So many thoughts where should I start?

You’re literally my happy days and more having you around means the world to me . you’re the reason why I believe in love, my safe place, my girl and the one who takes my breath away every time we talk or even me looking at your pics. I’m literally on my knees for you. I know we had our ups and downs and that made me realize how deeply I’m in love with you and how much our bond is getting stronger day by day that we created a safe place for the two of us. I’m looking forward to make things up and grow together and to make this love bloom as it should.
I love you withe my whole heart <3

I could admire my charming moon for the rest of my life

by 6m6m January 4, 2023

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