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straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight
by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020
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Straight Dick Cheese

by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2021
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Super straight

Knuckles from sonic boom; I’m actually super straight, not dreamsexual!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!
by fortcraft moment February 12, 2025
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Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?
by Raizkii April 14, 2025
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Straight Challenged

A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.
Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"

Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"
by inmijd May 31, 2011
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super straight

what you should do if youre ever unfortunate enough to meet one
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*
by hanakosbestiee March 12, 2021
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how to be straight

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)
“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!
by anonymous August 2, 2021
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