Maple Valley

a town in which everyones parents thaught it would be a good place to raise there kids due to how small it used to be. to many parents thaught it would be a good town for a family and now the town is no longer a small town. in the past 10 years it has boomed. neighborhoods up everywhere and establishments shooting up left and right. all the adults here are quiet lovers of the peace. The whole youth population can be divided into two groups, shaved heads and hipsters. the shaved heads are mostly douchey sport lovers with diamond ear rings that love anything on the top 20 on itunes. spoiled cocky and just overall judgeing cunts. they enjoy raves, dubstep, call of duty, cars and sports. then you have the faggot hipsters. they can pretty much be described as asshole hippy stoners. spending alot of theyre time on the streets and in the wilderness. some classy others grimey and street as fuck. often judgeing anyone who follows the norm and for fun harass the community and eat shit. these two groups atleast as i have seen have a secret rivalry twords eachother. one group loves school spirit and prep and the others would rather worship satan than goto a pep assembly. the only thing that brings together maple valleys social divide is drugs and partys. everyone smokes pot, longboards and complains about theyre life here. if everyone stopped complainging for a second and took a good look around they would find that this town isnt as bad as it seems.

everyone in Maple Valley accept me is a faggot

by teenage shit eater October 20, 2011

Valley Commando

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Valley Jo

a.k.a. Vallejo, California. The area code is 707. It is in Sanoma County. It is the home from many popular Bay Area artists, such as Andre Hicks "Mac Dre." The founder of the hyphy movement.

1. The itty, bitty, city by the water. Vallejo, You Ho.

2. Birdies of the snow straight from Valley Jo!

by stupafie June 12, 2007

squaw valley

tight as fuck, all other ski areas suck dick

ski squaw

by zack kahn November 18, 2003

fox valley

cities along the fox river that border chicagoland and goes as far as into wisonsin. over 1 million people live there. Some cities in the fox valley are

Elgin IL
Aurora IL
St. charles IL
Algonquin IL
Carpentersville IL
Brookfield WI
Waukesha WI

"where are u from?"
"the fox valley."
"wheres that?"
"..about 40 miles west of chicago."

by blabbo July 8, 2006

Grass Valley

A small Northen California city with nothing to do but live ur life working a meaningless job and ur probably high or tweaking as you have a very high chance if smoking weed because there's nothing better to do along with party and do drugs like coke but more likely then anything your gonna end up addicted to meth with fucked up kids addicted to meth but at least dank weed well pass the time away right yeah but now your 35 5 kids nothing to fucking do ur wife hates you and is fucking her boss and if u r in middle school or high school ur a stoner who gets in dumb drama getting fucked up

Grass Valley has dank weed
Grass Valley sucks ur life away
Grass Valley has to many tweakers

by BigDomeyBoy May 28, 2019

Hopeless Valley

A small town in Rhode Island known as Hope Valley, where the most dysfunctional people live. No one there will ever get an actual good job, let alone go to college. Usually hillbilly wannabes and juggalos reside here.

Welcome to hopeless valley, the worse small town on earth.

by Retribaby February 14, 2012