Wind Willy

When some blows into your ear. Whether hard or soft.

Instead of a wet willy, Charlotte kept giving me a wind willy.

by Enraged Hulk June 21, 2017

digital wind

used to describe data moving silently through a system or systems

This software generates a lot of digital wind.

by tanelg June 2, 2018

Wind fucker

Wind fucker is someone who doesn't do shit and isn't helping at all so he is just standing there fucking the wind.

Why isn't he helping, what a wind fucker.

Look at your score you wind fucker, start playing.

by Potator December 26, 2019

stem winded

When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.

Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".

by jillo1978 March 12, 2017

mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.

Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."

by Ranger_Stan March 22, 2016

wizard's wind

Slang: smoke produced from marijuana.

"Yeah, Josh was sipping on the wizard's wind the other night."

by hansanderson February 12, 2017

Wind Down

When your work rate drops prior to time off.

"I'm doing sod all today, on wind down for my week off."

Or

"Have you seen how little Dave is doing today?"
"Well he is on wind down, it's his last day tomorrow"

by Bucksend July 31, 2016