Harry Potter Poop 

You've just been to see Harry Potter at the cinema, and you're really bursting for the toilet. You go to sit down to relieve yourself and find yourself shooting magical spells at Voldemort, just like you did when you were 5.

Mom: Come down and eat, you're ice-cream's melting!
You: Um, one sec mom - just finishing my Harry Potter Poop! (Pew Pew, Stupefy!)

Harry Potter Poop by Ice-Cream-R-Melting November 24, 2010

harry potter and the dead horse

The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)

Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...

harry potter and the dead horse by RoseThourne August 13, 2007

Harry Potter 

Lil' emo boy with a magic stick,which he waves around and says "Crucio!" alot.
This poor lil' emo boy,his parents are dead,his shmexy God Father Sirius is dead and to make things worse his best friend is a ginger.
By now you think he'd be a junkie with a bad crack habit but,curiously,he is still a straight lil emo boy who is yet to get laid.
Honestly Harry,do you want me to force feed you the viagra?
In conclusion,Harry Potter is a poor lil emo boy with an awful haircut and homosexual yearnings. The End.

~In cinema~
"Oh My God....mullet ville!"

Harry Potter is teh ghey,yo.

Harry Potter by bandanasarerad November 20, 2006

Harry Potter 

A series of true stories about a hero by the name "Harry Potter." This serious, which was written without consent of the wizarding world, has brought this new world into public view.

The entire Wizarding World has been repremanded of late, because Twilight fans are being killed daily by the unforgivable curse, "Avada Kadavra." Most of these incidences are because twilight fans are accusing Wizards of being "fake and gay."

Twilight fan: I read Harry Potter last week, that book is so fake and gay.

Wizard: Avada Kadavra!

Twilight fan: *dead*

Harry Potter by ccllaarrkk April 10, 2010

harry potter 

Really really really HOT!

Harry Potter is so HOT!

harry potter by Lissa June 29, 2004

Harry potter 

The best book series ever!!!!

The boy who lived through the avada kedavra curse because of his parents Lily and James Potter sacrificed themselves for him. He lives with his Aunt,Uncle, and cousin. At the end of the best series ever either harry or voldemort has to die ( i hope voldemort does!!)

H8ter: Harry potter is the GAYEST series of books in the WORLD!!

ME: HOW DARE YOU!! *shoots h8ter*

Harry potter by Laurren September 9, 2006

harry potter 

A stoned fag who loves to play with his magic wand and can't get enough of the magical weed.

Harry Potter is considered incredibly homo-erotic by my friend Shannon.

harry potter by Dave-O January 11, 2004