Eye Crusties

Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.

After waking up from a nice night with her partner...

Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.

by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009

crusty crabs

when you dont wipe your butt good enough

your butt itches when you dont wipe it good enough

by Mike Andrews October 20, 2003

crusty horn

when you have sex with a chick , you dont know she is on the rag and you wake up with a red crusty dick.

i woke up this morning at this chicks house, went to the bathroom and the bitch gave me a crusty horn.

by chaudron horn July 9, 2006

Crusty Cob

The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.

Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?

Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.

by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009

crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum

Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry

by Mafrackincrackin October 15, 2015

Crusty Muppet

A sock used by a male for masturbation.

My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.

by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022

crusty bagpipe

When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.

That bitch gave me a crusty bagpipe and she didn't even lick my balls off after.

by analangus December 5, 2017