visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015

visual learner

When you're functionally illiterate and despite "visualizing" can't seem to comprehend anything requiring abstract thought.

Dylan failed high school chemistry because he failed to read the textbook or work through any of the practice examples. Being a visual learner staring at balls and sticks did not teach him stoichiometry.

by JamesReady420 October 9, 2023

visual bug

A bug that nobody has any need/funds/decency to fix, so it's declared "visual", as in "you can see it, but we won't fix it."

"Yes, thank you for finding this bug. Since the bug is clearly visible, it's just a visual bug, and we think that's fine. Is there anything else we can help you with?" -- Tony2555, Customer Support

by aberklar November 21, 2021

Visual Distortions

When you're high and you view the world in a different way than when you are sober. Could be you watch a movie and see it in a way you didn't when you were not stoned or you're thinking of something that you know well but see it in a whole different light not that you're baked.

I've got visual distortions

by TheJuicyFruit123 January 2, 2017

mexican visual standoff

The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something

Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.

by Frank David George July 10, 2014

visual idiot

(1) Someone who sends a message despite the fact that some words are written incorrectly and underlined in red color.

(2) Someone who does not distinguish colors like a daltonist, but also has a problem with distinguishing shapes.

(1) You can call me grammar nazi, but you should correct the words since the browser highlights errors in red. Unless you're visual idiot...

(2) I told you to bring a silver kettle, and instead you brought a red pot. You're visual idiot.

by Lulzy Town April 11, 2020

That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

by D:)))) August 14, 2022