Twat

The front fanny

Get your twat out of my face, Boston Bruins Fans!!

by Ghastly Tea June 3, 2010

Twat

Someone who is a regular user of Twitter. If a message on Twitter is a "Tweet", then it makes sense that we call regular users of Twitter "Twats"

I can't believe all the tweets that John Mayer makes. He is definitely a huge Twat.

by D3BUG June 24, 2009

twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when a someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)

Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!

by Jameson Ashlee August 30, 2013

Twatted

1. The act of being accosted by a twat.

2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.

1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!

2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!

by getyourtwatawayfromme May 10, 2009

TWAT

Technical Woman's Alert Team.

Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.

The TWAT is the first defence against pregnancy.

by donlindsay59 August 15, 2008

twat

an utter and complete bitch.

She is such a twat; she calls everyone names.

Tell that twat to shut her trap.

by anonymous January 7, 2007

Twat

a vagina, or a useless piece of shit

get the fuck up you useless twat

by berserker January 6, 2007