web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way

Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.

by bandospook March 12, 2012

Deep web

Blanket term for websites that aren’t indexed in search engines. Everyday deep web examples include unlisted YouTube videos, .onion sites that can only be accessed by installing TOR, and much more.

The dark web or darknet is the illegal/scary part of the deep web. Activity here includes CP sites, black markets for things like illegal drugs, illegal firearms, and hitman service, and a lot of horrifying NSFL shit.

You can’t find deep web websites by searching them up on Google.

by nlolhere August 10, 2020

Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022

Web Jocky

A person who entertains others with their web searching skills.

Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!

by D-Link July 14, 2009

Web Schizo

Web Schizo refers to a condition where a person becomes mentally disoriented or overwhelmed due to excessive exposure to the vast and chaotic information on the internet. It symbolizes the struggle of individuals trying to navigate the ever-expanding virtual world, resulting in a sense of confusion and fragmentation. People calling themselves "Web Schizos" are often diagnosed with some type of schizophrenia, however, the term "Web Schizo" is not based on any medical diagnosis and is primarily used in casual conversations to describe behavior related to excessive internet usage.

"Hey dude, i checked out your Twitter account last night, you are a total Web Schizo lol.

by P0lybius July 30, 2023

Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

Dog web

A dog web is a clump of fur that has built up on the floor or surfaces, like cobwebs but made of dog hair.

There are a lot of dog webs in that corner, someone should really hoover them.

by Neliverrrr August 12, 2023