I don't want to go to the dance because tom is here and irrtating.
I couldnt do anything cause i had tom.
I couldnt do anything cause i had tom.
by zebrasandunicorns September 14, 2015
Get the TOMmug. A super cool guy who is like so cool. I think I forgot to say how cool Tom is, he is so epic like duuuuuude omg let's go victory royale epic win wooo yes
Tom is so cool
by Specal cloud April 25, 2021
Get the Tommug. A big time creeper with creeper broads. Can't spell phone and plays baby daddy to his trashy girlfriends. Dropped out of high school to persue a drug trafficking career! CAN'T be trusted. Might look cute but his mommy spanks him. Tom`s are usually little bitches. Cries out like a little girl and LIES... about everything!
Girl 1 – “Eh Tom. I hurd u’z got a babeh”
Tom – “I aint no baby dadddeh”
Girl 2 – “Yo Hicks. You owe me child support. Get yoself a job man”
Girl 1 - “I thought you aint got a babeh? Im confuzzzed!”
Tom – “Im a liar. Dont believe anything I say“
Tom – “I aint no baby dadddeh”
Girl 2 – “Yo Hicks. You owe me child support. Get yoself a job man”
Girl 1 - “I thought you aint got a babeh? Im confuzzzed!”
Tom – “Im a liar. Dont believe anything I say“
by TomHnumber1FAN September 20, 2010
Get the Tommug. A fat man at work who buys stripped dress shirts at Walmart and wears tight clothes and keeps ripping them when he bends over.
by Masteroftheworld February 27, 2011
Get the TOMmug. by Lil-Smurf-x November 22, 2009
Get the TOMmug. (Acronym) - Meaning "Tweaked Out Monk" (the only way to worship) - used when free-styling, flowing, dropping some lyrics, entertaining through visual stimulation. All the while producing some interesting and funny yet unusual results. Tweaked out Monks would bring you to the temple to worship and might intoxicate you with a psychedelic drug that will give you the sensation of seeing their god. (eg. "Drinking the Kool-Aid")
by Find the Good April 9, 2015
Get the TOMmug.