a thing that happens when a person is scared with the sea but they're forced to surf at the same time
by Sayoki February 23, 2022
Get the surferingmug. Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.
"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."
by Wofftan August 23, 2017
Get the Free Surfermug. When a man points out both his thumb and pinkie finger out, inserts his thumb into a women's vagina and starts to rapidly shake his hand.
by Jesher23 November 14, 2021
Get the The Surfermug. An individual who participates frequently in sodomistic acts on or in relation to particular orifices on the human or any given body.
Tom: bro I just got done ravaging Jessica’s corn cutter, it was so hot! I love assholes!
Brock: bro, you are such a sodomy surfer!
Brock: bro, you are such a sodomy surfer!
by Corncutter69 June 25, 2022
Get the Sodomy surfermug. Someone who is highly intelligent in their own field but has the emotional intelligence and political correctness of a slug. In their own mind they are always right and have no feelings filter when dealing with others. Spectrum refers to the autism spectrum and while not medically defined as being on the spectrum is bloody close based on their mannerisms.
Did you see that email. He was right but now I'm going to have to deal with all the HR complaints. Bloody spectrum surfer.
by elguapoindustries January 19, 2016
Get the spectrum surfermug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi Is The Silver Surfermug. by The_Swampfox May 27, 2023
Get the tongue surfermug.