Chair Fetish

A fetish for people who get hard by looking at chairs. Ain't gonna lie, some chairs are hella thicc. I mean look at some chair pictures and tell me that SOME chairs are thicc.

Chad:Bro look at that chair
Chadd; Yeah it's hella THICC
Chad: You have a chair fetish

by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

Tuna Chair

A chair that has been permeated with the stank of tuna crotch. Typically is found in an obese female WoW player's room.

Dude that fat skanks tuna chair nearly made me throw up.

by WoodSchlong March 30, 2009

lawn chair

When the penetrating partner takes the receiving partner and folds them in half and then proceeds to fuck them. The foldee is positioned so that their legs are pressed against the folder's body, while the folder presses the foldee's body against the top of their legs.

My girlfriend really wanted it, so I gave her a lawn chair.

by The GD Batman December 6, 2010

Angry Chair

Angry Chair: a Song from the 1992 Alice in Chains Studio Album "Dirt"

"Sitting on an Angry Chair, Angry Walls that steal the Air..."

by norTnoJ August 23, 2016

Chair Pollution

The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.

When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.

by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008

Kick the chair

What Dave Mustaine does to finish Megadeth with a bang.

KIcK THE CHAIR

by Steven May 8, 2004

thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008