Bedding Crasher

I person who shacks up in your bed for a night and destroys it. This person generally hogs the bed, rips the neatly tucked sheets to one side of your bed, and somehow manages to have your comforter hanging halfway off of your bed. These people have also been known to wet your bed as well as puke in it.

Dude, Suzie is a Bedding Crasher, you gonna want to avoid her like the plague.

by nickyrj June 4, 2007

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minecraft bed

the best sleep you will ever get just make sure no monsters are nearby

"hey baby wanna put your minecraft bed next to mine"

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Bed Bladder

The feeling that arrives when you are in bed and you have to pee but don't want to get out of bed.

1. Thought to self: "Ugh, I have to pee soooooooo bad! But I have a horrible case of Bed Bladder right now!

2. Trevor: "Dude, do you hear Max over there groaning?"

Jonny: "Yeah man, he's probably got a horrible case of bed bladder."

by ppg436 July 7, 2010

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In The Bed Moment

1. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally tired or lazy.
2. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally horny or imagurbative.
3. A term used for forecasting a bro who may be getting laid in the near future.
4. Of, or relating to, that's what she said.

"Daniel! Wake up, we have to study for this exam!"
"Sorry, I was having an in the bed moment."

"Bro, you have to be more inconspicuous about having in the bed moments about Kelly, she noticed you staring at her in physics today."

"Bro, I heard that Josh's room-mate, Lauren, dog died yesterday."
"Nice, he's so going to get an in the bed moment with her out of that."

by Ncmo December 18, 2009

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