Grandpa Shucking

The act of gambling for the right of ownership of old people, mainly men.

"Why do you always have so much food?" "Grandpa Shucking, man. I got loads of old people."

by #apples November 23, 2016

Money Grandpa

Nickname for George Washington, because he’s on the dollar bill

he’s the money grandpa

by JarvisBanned February 1, 2021

Grandpa narwhal

A male narwhal that is old and has kids that had kids

Wow that grandpa narwhal is being so nice to his grandchildren

by Grandpanarwhalpu June 11, 2018

Micheals Grandpa

This Grandpa is one of a kind. During mass, he rapes his grandson by burring his fingers deep into his tight butt hole. He is a professional rapist. He also during the week days parks his truck outside of the church and jacks off in it for two hours straight. He is awaiting the next butt hole to stretch. He especially likes stretching 4 year old boys. Who will be the next victim of his 14 inch cock?

Micheals Grandpa is gay.

by Beth Jerry April 16, 2018

Good Game Grandpa

A bi-annual holiday, taking place on November 10th and March 3rd, where all grandpas must play FPS Games with any zoomers in there family.

Games such as candy crush are not allowed during GGG.

"He was forced to play COD, due to Good Game Grandpa!"

by dio roadroller November 6, 2019

grandpa pop

An extraordinarily good and well loved person.

“Man, I wish I was like grandpa pop.”

“You are, kid. You are.”

by anothercoolmove March 4, 2020

Fukushima Grandpa

An older person willing to sacrifice themselves to save younger people.

"That old dude that clacked off a vest at the Klan rally was a real Fukushima Grandpa!"

by WWIII reenactor July 4, 2024