dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

Dong Gong

hit a gong (or a tam-tam) with its mallet. move close enough to the gong, while standing, until the crotch of your pants is touching the gong. its pleasantly shocking.

bro 1: "dude dude, check this out." *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 2: "what the hell are you doing?" *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 1:"dong gong"

by someguymb14 August 12, 2014

droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff

Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!

by sean14714 January 27, 2006

Kwong Dong

Its pretty much slang for a small penis.

He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.

by OMFG EPIC LOL July 2, 2009

Jackson Dong

Jackson has a giant 🅱️enis and hates the YouTube channel DJYdyi

Jackson Dong is secretly a youtuber

by Yotemaster69 May 22, 2019

James Dong

James dong is james bonds brother, who drives the most shit car ever. This Car was created in automation by dr. shinyodd, a well known Furry and car lover. with the help of his friend STREAM ChaT. James Dong hates his car yet has no brain

Ah yes, i remember James Dong. What an idiot! he loved Ying Yang Spinny Thangs. and drove the shittiest car of automation
BUISNESS BUISNESS BUISneSS

by James Dongers June 24, 2019

Mister Dong

very smexy maths teacher oh yes

Matthew: do you have mister dong for maths???
Zayne: yes isnt he wonderful

by [e-mail] October 11, 2021