The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"
by SStec November 18, 2019
Get the crispy bagelmug. 
Get the A crispy johnsonmug. by BlueMist12 August 2, 2017
Get the jeebus crispiesmug. Crispy rice is a crunchy and crispier version of normal rice. You can make it with brown, white and other types of rice. Crispy rice is also rice crispies.
by Defination Maker Man April 22, 2017
Get the crispy ricemug. by mouthstrippers June 7, 2011
Get the Crispy facemug. A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020
Get the Crispy Creammug. Hippies, specifically. Can be used generally to describe people so high on drugs that they're "baked crispy".
In the words of C.W. McCall:
One day about four or five years ago
We is sittin' at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the State of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big ol' purple school bus
Had astrological signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."
What they was, was a bunch a' them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet
One day about four or five years ago
We is sittin' at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the State of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big ol' purple school bus
Had astrological signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."
What they was, was a bunch a' them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet
by Russellsroughneck May 1, 2023
Get the Crispy Crittersmug.