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Smash Yourself

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey
Example A
man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself


Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.
by Smash Yourslef! February 17, 2009
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nuke yourself

To drop a nuke at your feet and blow up
I told that freak "nuke yourself"
by Theboss358 March 16, 2016
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filibuster yourself

A form of masturbation where you never actually cum, and only end up humiliating yourself.
Boy Senator, you really know how to filibuster yourself in the worst way possible.
by Freebie December 9, 2012
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James yourself

Break the bed while having sex and fall then accidentally ejaculate in your own face and lips then unintentionally lick your lips.
I hope you don’t James yourself tonight when you are with your girlfriend! That’s when you break the bed while having sex and accidentally jizz in your own face then lick your lips unintentionally!
by James’s friend June 9, 2021
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Steve'd yourself

When you're eating while wearing a white shirt and you spill food on your shirt.
Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."
by SubsurfaceShrek June 22, 2020
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cunt yourself

/kʌnt jɔ ˈsɛlf,jʊəˈsɛlf,jəˈsɛlf/

Verb-

The act of tearing your dick in half, becoming a female then having a phallus penetrate the torn Urethra.
Hey Nathen, go cunt yourself faggot.
by MostBroken April 12, 2019
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Love yourself

It’s the only thing to do when before loving others it boosts confidence to yourself!
I love myself, you should love yourself, we should love ourselves
by Quokkasarecute October 17, 2021
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