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the right to bear arms

A basic human right in the US constitution. Would life really be worth living if you can't blow the brains out of every gay, muslim and black that passes our ranch? How else will gangstas cap whiteys' ass?All that's left is to restore the last important right, the right to arm bears.
70,000 Americans are shot every year. In the UK, where guns are banned, the number is around 5. Which means in the USA you are 14,000 times more likely to be shot each year. If you call that self defense, you better see someone.

The right to bear arms is written here so this can be sent to UD.
by Fat Fee July 7, 2010
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Bad News Bears

Bad News Bears is NOT a side project but, an adorable, cute, and delectable mix of powerpop, synth, happy gloriousness. For fans of: hellogoodbye, cute is what we aim for the rocket summer, motion city soundtrack, reggie and the full effect, people who love to dance, and hanson....well, mostly hanson.

Bad News Bears also features Mike Sacchetti as its frontman. By far some of the greatest music ever composed.
"Bad News Bears fucking sucks."

"God damn, look at that Msacc with that Moog synth."

"Shake your stuff baby, don't ever let it die."
by TheMister April 23, 2006
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Reverse Care Bear

Instead of shooting love out of your chest à la Care Bears, you shoot love on to someone chest à la Xavier Thicc.
Bro, I pulled a Reverse Care Bear on my girl last night, all glazed up like a glazed doughnut.
by SiSitheGreat November 2, 2020
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Oriental Grizzly Bear

1. The Asiatic version of your everyday, household grizzly bear. Known for its black and white "marks" and its strictly bamboo diet. Much like the daughter, it is slowly disappearing from China, and may soon be on its way to extinction.

2. Also known as a Panda Bear

(scientific name: Ailuropoda Melanoleuca, also Jack Black)
1.I went to the zoo and saw an oriental grizzly bear. They claim it may be one of the last in existance.

2.Jack Black played an animated oriental grizzly bear in the movie "Kung-Fu Panda."
by cre711 February 28, 2011
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Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded
Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.
by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017
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honey bear note

an intimate note you send a special person often containing praise, thanks, romantic thoughts.
(honey bear note) Thank you so much for your sexy message the other day. In fact, it was so stimulating, it made me ovulate the next day. This is the kind of effect you have on me, honey bear
by Krkič November 4, 2019
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