Tea

Overused slang created my mindless chode gobbeling youtubers like Tana mongeau

What’s the tea sis

by Lilllllzo February 26, 2019

dark tea

Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself

*2 am*

Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?

Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts

Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)

by Notkk December 29, 2018

Ball Tea

The act of getting a female sex partner to fill her mouth with warm water and dipping your balls in her mouth like a tea bag.

Hey bro you're glowing today,

Yup stephanie let me ball tea her last night!

by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020

tea

bigbootynigga

oh my god you have such a tea!!

by yourfavnigga November 20, 2022

Tea

It's gossip

Here's the mother fuckin tea

by Soandydandy May 22, 2019

Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.

"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "

by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016

Tea Belly

When you have too many delicious and savory Twisted Teas and your belly starts to hurt. At its worst, Stage 4 Tea Belly is known to force grown men into a fetal position for up to 4 hours.

Jake: That lil grom Isaac has been huddled in the corner wimpering for hours. How pathetic!

Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!

by Dr. Grommer, MD October 7, 2023