MC Puzzle pants

A ghetto white boy who wears pants with puzzle piece designs. Holla

YO YO YO, MC PUZZLE PANTS IS FRICKE FRICKE FRESH

by Tmoneyupindisbitch December 19, 2016

pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies

i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins

by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019

Dry Condom Pants

word used to describe those cotton leggings that ALL inner-city females wear

Her dry condom pants were so tight, you could see her granny panty line.

by Cat Eyez May 17, 2011

tobasco pants

Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.

Got Damn, Bianca got tobasco pants after we had Mexican food earlier. Fuckin' clear as day.

by Aztec03 July 23, 2018

The Pants

The Pants means the leader in the relationship.

Jay seemed dominant in the relationship but Lisa was really the one wearing the pants.

by Catchesfeelingsfasterthanu November 15, 2020

Freaky pants

When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.

“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”

“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”

by Brittany, Kameron & Erika July 19, 2021

goofy pants

(adj) a slang term for homosexual

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by zbob December 23, 2003