Crazed Green Man

A green man that hides in TommyInnits walls to stalk him.

Tommy: *Telling secrets*
Tubbo: "A crazed green man is in de walls."
Tommy: "Oh no, get him out!"

by NotTechnoblade November 18, 2020

green tea bastard

The male version of a green tea bitch.

You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!

by launcestonelliot August 3, 2017

Pennsauken Green Light

When one is unsure of his or her partner's sexual intentions, so they continue to pursue in the hopes that the partner is in fact interested.
Based on the horrendous traffic light system in Pennsauken, New Jersey in which you can't really tell if the light is actually green, so you carry on hoping that you're right.

Dude 1: "Man I can't tell if she wants me."
Dude 2: "Pennsauken Green Light dude, just go for it. What's the worst that could happen?"

by notacheeser May 2, 2015

green bean feet

When your mom walks into your room while your jacking off, and she says, “The cucumbers are ready!” She drops them on her toes/feet while you nut in her face.

Yo I green bean feeted your mom lol

by Phat_Penuz November 30, 2018

green fleet manager

A person who only has relationships with female soldiers.

Crumbs ken all you do is pump green fleet. Did you do the green fleet managers course?

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

Green LED lights

Green led lights mean that the person is feeling calm or bored but definitely awake and not tires

Girl: Oo he got green led
Girl2: OMD you should meet up with him he would love to talk with you he defo got Green LED lights on purpose

by Imhungry27 October 20, 2021

petty disagreement with green

When you are distracted by an argument or fight between yourself and another and someone steals your shit.

Thomas: Boii your backpack got stolen while you were having a petty disagreement with green.

by DYGaming March 12, 2017