John Sweeney

A man afraid of commitment

I'm not sure, I'm going to have to pull a John Sweeney on this.

by Helianski94 December 2, 2021

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John fisher

John fisher is a school full of smelly batty boys. Boys who take the 154 are smelly they think that they have big cocks when I can leak any of them in just one second. Most of the mandem are trash. They think that they are bad. They say they make the 154 live when truly it’s the girls because before they come the bus is already lit so they can suck on each other 1 inch cock.

Girl 1:Omds is that John fishers

Girl 2:Yes they are gonna ruin the vibe ugh

Everyone else: FOR REALLL

by Johnfisberisshit June 9, 2020

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John McEnroe

Hey wanna watch the tennis final with me
Federer Nadal might have been the final
But ok

Roger Federer
Novak Djokovic
John McEnroe is on too

by Krkič July 14, 2019

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Steamy John

The act of getting head while taking a shit.

I was on the toilet when my girl friend started to give me a "Steamy John"

by I 4M TH3 M4N June 10, 2010

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short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

by Soxoff February 14, 2012

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