The Dirty Laughlin

After very unsatisfying sex you proceed to eat a rack of ribs off of her back then fall asleep

Last night I gave Rylee The Dirty Laughlin. Best meal I’ve had in a while, she hasn’t called back yet

by HarryHoonz February 7, 2023

Dirty Mowgli

When a young man ejaculates deep inside of a carved out banana. The banana is frozen and used as a dildo by a female, the banana then thaws inside the vaginal canal and the semen flows out by breaking off part of the banana.

Oh my god, He gave me a "Dirty Mowgli" last night. It took a long time to freeze, and I had to push out the rest of the banana which was a mess.

by DirtyJungleMan January 9, 2022

Dirty Declan

Walking around with a bricked penis imprinted in baby blue boxers while creepily touching 9 other men on a christian mission trip

"Oh dude I did not want to see your dirty Declan today!"
"Shit!"

by Alextheexisting June 23, 2022

The Dirty Doug

When you are fucking a girl and shit yourself then you blame it on the dog. (U+Dog = Doug)

Shit hit the fan when I gave my girl "The Dirty Doug"(She doesn't have a dog)

by Dirty Deuces June 11, 2018

Dirty Shayden

The act of fisting someone who hasn't shat in days and smearing the shit coated hand on the other person's face

"DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A DIRTY SHAYDEN?"

"I know you love it ;)"

by Captain_Crust May 4, 2022

Dirty Chip

Having sex with a guy with a big dick....only for 20 seconds, at best.

I met this hot guy last night at the bar...went back to his place and he totally gave me a Dirty Chip. It was satisfying.....for about 14 seconds!

by celery420 June 4, 2020

Dirty Des

This is when a engine room alarm goes off at the lunch table and you spit in the duty engineers lunch.

" Did you hear? When that cunt 2nd got a alarm I gobbed all over his pork chop, proper Dirty Des ' d him like"

by ERhardons March 21, 2021