cum in my hair

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.

Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR

by duccling January 3, 2020

Pardon My Take

Just a couple of football guy's guys talking shop on a podcast.

Did you listen to pardon my take today pft took the over in the Titan Jaguars game because the wind blew through his hair today.

by Jobe210 February 6, 2019

Shittin' my tits

A phrase used to describe an unlikely or unfortunate event. Often used to express disbelief.

"There is a really hard test today in Calculus"
"Are you shittin' my tits right now? I haven't even studied!"

by Mike Beckwith March 17, 2008

Eat my goal

An exclamation of sheer joy, usually used when competing with others. Watered down way of saying eat my rainbow candy.

Eat my goal! That's the second time I've beat your fat ass at Tekken 2.

I've slept with your mum three times in the past week. Eat my goal.

by Daywalker stalker November 15, 2009

check my time

To do something with little regard to not put to much into a person or situation.

i had to check my time with Malik he to demanding

by raingree January 22, 2008

Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

by kam75xx April 11, 2021

off my mash

to be intoxicated by alcohol, drugs etc

I cant remember much of last night, i was totally off my mash!

by cheggers25 October 23, 2005