grappling baby

a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth canal at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.

A: Aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
B: Look again, Peter, that's a grappling baby!

by astroo December 31, 2011

Food-baby

Eating such an amount of food as to make it feel that you are actually pregnant. Distension of the abdomen due to eating a large meal. The feeling of stretching of your belly due to eating too much.

Jim, you get credit for this :D

Ugh, the food-baby is kicking, I shouldn't have eaten two burritos

by LaEnana January 11, 2011

Baby Locked

When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.

"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"

by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009

whiner baby

people who loves to complain, but does nothing about their lives

You keep loathing about your pathetic job, you're such a whiner baby!

by posh_spice May 19, 2009

Baby abs

When someone, particularly a guy, has abs that aren't really abs. When flexed, they tend to be sort of triangular and make a sort of christmas tree. They don't really stick out from the stomach much, and are generally found on really really skinny guys.

His abs are pretty good. Not really, those are just baby abs.

Ha, look at that guy. He has baby abs.

by Maxwell 12345 December 16, 2012

baby chain

When two or more kindergartners hold hands in the hallway.

Look at that baby chain, how cute.

by whatsupgamers May 2, 2017

baby doomers

When a woman conceives on december 21 2012 because she has unprotected sex because she thinks the world is ending..and she has the baby on or around september 13th and yes its friday the thirteenth...there will be alot of babies born in september im betting

look at all those baby doomers i guess there mamas thought the world was ending lo

by Mershellterd December 19, 2012