1) to be very drunk
2) to do a fucked up action while you are drunk
3) to have a waterballoon fight while you are drunk
2) to do a fucked up action while you are drunk
3) to have a waterballoon fight while you are drunk
1) yooooo i was shittin in the bath yesterday
2) i heard vanessa shit in the bath the other day
3) YOO LETS GO SHIT IN THE BATH
2) i heard vanessa shit in the bath the other day
3) YOO LETS GO SHIT IN THE BATH
by enoyel August 1, 2008
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Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.
Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.
by the lone arranger October 5, 2003
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1) an amusing circumstance has happened
2) a horrible circumstance has happened
1) an amusing circumstance has happened
2) a horrible circumstance has happened
Joe: *looks at hot girl* "I so wanna smack that today."
Mike: "Aww shit same here bro."
Joe: "Yeah my sister always packs nicely."
Mike: *looks at Joe* "Aww shit.." *walks away*
Mike: "Aww shit same here bro."
Joe: "Yeah my sister always packs nicely."
Mike: *looks at Joe* "Aww shit.." *walks away*
by Devawr March 20, 2011
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sherlock=sherlock holmes, famed detective of yore
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''hey, you got a tissue trail hanging out the back of your knickers''
''no shit, sherlock''
''but like, you've got a tissue tail hanging out the back of your knickers''
''no shit sherlock, its the latest craze!!''
''no shit, sherlock''
''but like, you've got a tissue tail hanging out the back of your knickers''
''no shit sherlock, its the latest craze!!''
by Doctor P.J April 5, 2010
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George-"Hey, did you make this sandwhich?"
Bob-"Hell yeah man."
George-"It's the bomb shit."
or
Patty-"So I heard Mike and you had a little fun last night..."
Jessica-"Yeah, he gave me the bomb shit."
Bob-"Hell yeah man."
George-"It's the bomb shit."
or
Patty-"So I heard Mike and you had a little fun last night..."
Jessica-"Yeah, he gave me the bomb shit."
by KennnedyPride January 7, 2009
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by Gollum May 28, 2006
Get the volcano shits mug.1. A statement made without regard for its truth, accuracy, or veracity. A bull shit statement is distinguished from a lie because a lie is a knowing falsehood, while bull shit simply does not care whether it is true or false.
2. An order, command, directive, or punishment that is unjustified or overly burdensome.
2. An order, command, directive, or punishment that is unjustified or overly burdensome.
1. George was talking about how good he is at basketball, but it was all just bull shit.
Kid: My teacher told me today that Charlamagne was gay.
Parent: Son, that is complete bull shit.
2. I can't believe I got a $200 ticket for jaywalking, that's such bull shit.
This company policy defining sexual harassment to include light petting is complete bull shit.
Kid: My teacher told me today that Charlamagne was gay.
Parent: Son, that is complete bull shit.
2. I can't believe I got a $200 ticket for jaywalking, that's such bull shit.
This company policy defining sexual harassment to include light petting is complete bull shit.
by YR October 1, 2007
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